When the Thesaurus Walked the Earth While reading the thesaurus today,* Attention I wanted to pay To a word I first spied, and to inspire myself I tried To write a poem without delay. The word hit my eye, “mischievous,” And jogged an idea quite devilish: To extract from the jaws of the thesaurus, that wordy dinosaurus, Something trouble-making, rascally, and roguish. The open maw of the thesaurus Held synonyms for that miscreant, mischievous: Boyish, playful, prankish, and puckish, Sportive, naughty, and impish. The beast’s mouth then snapped shut, My poem stuck in the proverbial rut. I had words but couldn’t use them, if I did so I’d abuse them, To the poet, the unkindest cut. To the reader, I ask your excusing For my muse, in action, gone missing. Let bygones be bygones, and woebegones be woebegones, Today the thesaurus I’ll no longer be perusing. *Yes, it’s come to this: I’ve run out of rhyme, misplaced the muse, looking for poetry in all the...