The King of Myself I am, indeed, a king because I know how to rule myself. Pietro Aretino Dramatist and satirist 1492 - 1556 The King holds court over all his many, little selves… Couch Potato questions, “Get up this morning? Why? It’s not lunchtime yet.” Over-Achieving Eater partners closely with Ever-Expanding-Elastic-Waistband-Pants Buyer. Perfectionist, a real pain-in-the-butt, looks down on all from his delusional peak. Space Man has his head in the clouds, or rather clouds in his head. Finger Pointer bellows and blames, “It’s all your fault!” People Pleaser, a timid sort, believes it’s easier to please than to stand up for himself. Procrastinator knows how to make lists, many lists, but doesn’t get around to doing them. Fear Monger screams, “Better hole-up. It’s scary out