Georgisms 2.0 Age 9, he dropped a scissors on himself on vacation, then said “I’m OK…I think.” On a test in 3rd grade, he is supposed to tell and show the work. He puts “Top Secret.” In 1st grade, there is a question he has to answer, so he raises his hand and says “I’m just itching me.” In summer of 2003, he finds shiny rocks in the yard, He says they are diamonds. Mom says, “They are quartz, George.” George replies,”Can you help me find gallons and pints, too?” Eden, the dog, crawls up to George, age 7, and squeals. George says, “You must be hungry. Even howls talk to me.” George says,” Moooom.” Dad says, “Yes?” George replies, “I want Mom.” Dad says, “Mom’s not home.” George asks, “Is she getting a dog?” Dad says, “No, we have a dog,” George replies, “Is she getting a dinosaur?” George asks, “Are we rich?” Dad says no. George asks, “How much money do we have?” Dad says a lot. George asks, “Can we afford a ...