Whatizzit #2

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 Whatizzit #2


It moans, it shrieks.

It wails, it whistles.

It groans, it grates.

It roars, it rattles.

It pops, it snorts.

It thumps, it clunks.

It clangs, it clanks.

It buzzes, it booms.


Whatizzit?

Hint: It’s the big, silvery thing in the kitchen.

Yes, it’s our new refrigerator, complaining.

What? It doesn’t like the cold?

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