A Bird Who Thinks He's a Man

 A Bird Who Thinks He’s a Man

He crows and clucks

Quacks like a duck

When stuck in the muck

But it’s not his luck

To shuck the guck

For it’s his own huck 

That keeps him stuck

What kind of a bird is he?

A bird so burdened with his own bull

That makes him incapable of being truthful

A bird, really a bully, who thinks he’s a man

A birdbrain named Donald*

     

     *That’s not Donald Duck, though, in some ways, he's similar.