Jodi and Michele's Meatapalooza

 Jodi and Michele’s Meatapalooza

They’re making a meatapalooza

For me, my wife, and all youza.

You better come hungry, not eat for a week

For this is a lalapalooza.

They’ll roast it on the crematorium

In their driveway, but it might fit better in an auditorium.

They’ll cook and baste and roast and taste

For my enjoyment and yourium.

After experiencing a meatapalooza

Everything else is simply a looza.

For we will wine and dine and dine and dine 

And not make a dent in the foodza.