Too Much Time On My Hands Yields This

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 Too Much Time On My Hands Yields This


The spender mender (financial adviser) told the lender vendor (loan officer) to send her to him.

She was having a problem with her spender sender  (her credit card account) and she was delinquent in her payments. The payments were overdue to a fender mender (auto body repairman) who fixed her car after she had a fender bender (accident). And she lost her job as a splendor vendor (a big event organizer). To make matters worse, she was in the throes of a tender ender (relationship break-up), despite going to sessions with a tender mender (couple’s therapist). Not to mention, she had gained weight, because she hadn’t seen her slender render (exercise leader) in some time.

What a bummer!

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