We Love Our Carbon (And Other Attitudes)

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 We Love Our Carbon (And Other Attitudes) 

 

Global warming? Bah!

It’s way cold in space.

Carbon makes a nice, warm blanket for Earth.


Air pollution?  

We’re Americans.

We like to see our air.


No pesticides? 

You kidding?

You like bugs or sumthin’?


Covid shots? It’s a lie!

Get the horse dewormer instead.

Or just shoot me up with bleach.


Mandate?  Na-na-na-na-na. You ca-an’t make me! 

If you do, I’m not gonna stop at stop signs.

Or wear a seat belt.


Pepper? No, we love our carbon.

Crush coal instead, and put it in the shaker.

Mmm, mm!

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