Jenny Got Her Dear

 Jenny Got Her Dear

Did you hear? Jenny got her deer.

Quite a coup for the young lady to do,

For she bagged two of them with little ado.

The one, spelled d-e-e-r, caused a more-than-fender-bender.

The other, spelled d-e-a-r, turned out a bit more tender.

She was driving along on Highway 26,

When Deer #1 burst out of the sticks.

Poor girl, a student of animal medicine,

Could not stop, and could not avoid him.

So there she was in this moment of strife,

When Dear #2 entered her life.

George and his Dad happened by

At the scene where the crunched car and deer did lie.

George, being a man of medical intervention,

Thought he’d ask if anyone in the car needed attention.

Attention he got from Jenny alright,

For, as George approached, she locked the car tight.

Jenny’s playing hard to get did not deter him.

For, when their eyes met, the glow mesmerized him.

They started dating, got married, and the rest is family history.

For now we have on the way, a new little dear named Georgie.